"A huge comedy with tiny balls" Down-and-out former professional ping-pong phenom, Randy Daytona, is sucked into a maelstrom when FBI Agent Ernie Rodriguez recruits him for a secret mission. Randy is determined to bounce back and win, and to smoke out his father's killer -- arch-fiend Feng.

"Yippee Ki Yay Mo - John 6:27" John McClane takes on an Internet-based terrorist organization who is systematically shutting down the United States.