"You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl." Two slacker friends try to promote their public-access cable show.

"He's rich, young and handsome. He's in love with you and he's your dad's boss." Dennis Quaid plays a middle-aged ad exec faced with a new boss who's nearly half his age ... and who also happens to be sleeping with his daughter.

"Think fast. Look alive. Die hard." John McClane and a store owner must play a bomber's deadly game as they race around New York while trying to stop him.