"Evil Must Be Confronted." With their warning about Lord Voldemort's return scoffed at, Harry and Dumbledore are targeted by the Wizard authorities as an authoritarian bureaucrat slowly seizes power at Hogwarts.

"Big Cops. Small Town. Moderate Violence." Jealous colleagues conspire to get a top London cop transferred to a small town and paired with a witless new partner. On the beat, the pair stumble upon a series of suspicious accidents and events.

"Yippee Ki Yay Mo - John 6:27" John McClane takes on an Internet-based terrorist organization who is systematically shutting down the United States.

"The Motorcycle Boy's Never Coming Back" Rusty James, an absent-minded street thug struggles to live up to his legendary older brother's reputation, and longs for the days when gang warfare was going on.

"This might hurt a little." A documentary comparing the highly profitable American health care industry to other nations, and HMO horror stories.

"Based on the true story. Would we lie to you?" In what would cause a fantastic media frenzy, Clifford Irving (Gere) sells his bogus biography of Howard Hughes to a premiere publishing house in the early 1970s.