"What are the odds of getting even? 13 to one." Danny Ocean rounds up the boys for a third heist, after casino owner Willy Bank double-crosses one of the original eleven, Reuben Tishkoff.

"He's very naughty . . . and not very nice. [DVD]" A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid, and the security boss discovers the plot.

"Some in-laws were made to be broken." A sarcastic father (Mac) has plenty to say about his daughter wanting to marry a white boy (Kutcher).

"Are You In Or Out?" Danny Ocean and his ten accomplices plan to rob three Las Vegas casinos simultaneously.