"They grew up on the outside of society. They weren't looking for a fight. They were looking to belong." When two poor greasers, Johnny, and Ponyboy are assaulted by a vicious gang, the socs, and Johnny kills one of the attackers, tension begins to mount between the two rival gangs, setting off a turbulent chain of events.

"First, he fought for the Crown. Now he's fighting for the Family Jewels." Dr. Evil is back...and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 60's and steal Austin Powers's mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".

"You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl." Two slacker friends try to promote their public-access cable show.