"Stealing, Cheating, Killing. Who said romance is dead?" Clarence marries hooker Alabama, steals cocaine from her pimp, and tries to sell it in Hollywood, while the owners of the coke try to reclaim it.

"All assassins live beyond the law... only one follows the code" An African American mafia hit man who models himself after the samurai of old finds himself targeted for death by the mob.

"He's the best there is! (Actually, he's the only one there is.)" A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of a missing dolphin mascot of a football team.