"Stealing, Cheating, Killing. Who said romance is dead?" Clarence marries hooker Alabama, steals cocaine from her pimp, and tries to sell it in Hollywood, while the owners of the coke try to reclaim it.

"Could this man be our next president?" A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.

"Adventure Above And Beyond All Other Bonds" An investigation of a horse-racing scam leads 007 to a mad industrialist who plans to create a worldwide microchip monopoly by destroying California's Silicon Valley.