Extremely silly comedy about a self-indulgent private investigator who winds up on a cruise ship full of rich patrons, gorgeous women, murderous terrorists, and scarce food.

A bored married couple is surprised to learn that they are both assassins hired by competing agencies to kill each other.

"It's just one of those days when you're feeling a little...dead." A man decides to turn his moribund life around by winning back his ex-girlfriend, reconciling his relationship with his mother, and dealing with an entire community that has returned from the dead to eat the living.