"A lot can happen on the road to nowhere." A group of suburban biker wannabes looking for adventure hit the open road, but get more than they bargained for when they encounter a New Mexico gang called the Del Fuegos.

"Nature called. Look who answered." A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.

"Never give a saga an even break!" To ruin a western town, a corrupt political boss appoints a black sheriff, who promptly becomes his most formidable adversary.

"He's the best there is! (Actually, he's the only one there is.)" A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of a missing dolphin mascot of a football team.