"She was my Rushmore" The king of Rushmore prep school is put on academic probation.

"The Future Is A No Brainer" Private Joe Bauers, the definition of "average American", is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes 500 years in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly dumbed-down that he's easily the most intelligent person alive.

"A killer comedy by John Dahl" While drying out on the west coast, an alcoholic hit man befriends a tart-tounged woman who might just come in handy when it's time for him to return to Buffalo and settle some old scores.

"All the fun of college, none of the education." Three men are disenchanted with life and try to recapture their college days.

"Family Isn't A Word... It's A Sentence." An estranged family of former child prodigies reunites when one of their member announces he has a terminal illness.