"A Disgrace to Criminals Everywhere." Four London working class stiffs pool their money to put one in a high stakes card game, but things go wrong and they end up owing half a million pounds and having one week to come up with the cash.

"Somewhere under the sea and beyond your imagination is an adventure in fantasy." A mermaid princess makes a faustian bargain with an unscrupulous seahag in order to meet a human prince on land.

"You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl." Two slacker friends try to promote their public-access cable show.