"A Disgrace to Criminals Everywhere." Four London working class stiffs pool their money to put one in a high stakes card game, but things go wrong and they end up owing half a million pounds and having one week to come up with the cash.

"The most fantasmagorical musical entertainment in the history of everything!" An eccentric professor invents wacky machinery, but can't seem to make ends meet. When he invents a revolutionary car...

"They figured he was a lazy time wasting slacker. They were right." "Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire Lebowski, seeks restitution for his ruined rug and enlists his bowling buddies to help get it.