"The show has been cancelled...but the adventure is just beginning." The alumni cast of a cult space TV show have to play their roles as the real thing when an alien race needs their help.

"The Future Is A No Brainer" Private Joe Bauers, the definition of "average American", is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes 500 years in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly dumbed-down that he's easily the most intelligent person alive.

"Yippee Ki Yay Mo - John 6:27" John McClane takes on an Internet-based terrorist organization who is systematically shutting down the United States.